Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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