Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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