hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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