ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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