bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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