So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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