I wish I could punch you in the face.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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