Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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