his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I have post one night stand depression
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