Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Mom said you looked used
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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