It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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