Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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