i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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