She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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