the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Randomize
