Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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