i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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