In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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