Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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