It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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