My sheets look like a crime scene.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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