no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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