On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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