he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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