where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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