You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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