Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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