just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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