she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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