Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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