Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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