yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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