Can i not drive my cunt home
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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