that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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