i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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