Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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