I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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