Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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