Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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