I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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