i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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