I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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