And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
