I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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