Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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