i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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