thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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