West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have fence marks all over my body
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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