I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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