yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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