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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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