OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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