first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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